28.2.05

wearing my toothlessness with pride

i don't care what those faggoty-ass seal lovers say. especially that one weenie with the yellow jacket and big camera. fuck him and his pussy friends. if i feel like going on down there and running around the beach, i can. fuck those seals. hey! you're taking over our beach you assholes. it's called 'children's lagoon' ain't it? well then. what? go ahead then. call the faggoty-ass police. there's no laws. plus, my girlfriend is here and i'm hoping she'll overlook my small penis if i act tough in front of the law. hey, seal! you fat faggoty slugs! move your asses! what are you gonna do, pussy? shake your big camera at me? you should go back to starbucks and drink some latte. or i can kick your ass back there. fuck this i'm going down there. what are you going to do, man with a stupid ass sign? i'm crossing this stupid line. ha! bitch!! hey, faggoty-ass seal lover! look at this! i can practice running between the seals. how you like that? what? fuck you!! ouch. hey, you dumb seal, quite rolling around. ouch. ouch. oh shit. this water is cold...